The goldfish is dead and I will miss it after all

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I loved to watch my goldfish named Chikie swimming around in its little fish task. I loved to stick my paw in its little fish task so it would frantically try to hide itself behind its little hiding tunnel. And what I loved the most about my goldfish was beating … [Read more … ]

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

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So, my obsession with Chikie (my goldfish) just keeps getting worse and worse. I simply cannot help beating the crap out of the goldfish. It is my truly intention to destroy the goldfish’s small tank and chew it right after. The main and only problem – as it has always … [Read more … ]

Don’t wanna to be mean. I just want to beat the crap out of the goldfish

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These are boring words that I am constantly hearing from Human everytime I look at my goldfish, Chikie. “Be nice to Chikie!”, “Don’t hit Chikie!”, “Remember, Chikie is our family!” And I was like, “Yeah, I hear you, Momma!” Human has made me promise to just look at Chikie and … [Read more … ]

Chikie has been recovering very well and smells particularly yummy

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Have I told you that I have had four goldfish as pets? Well, I used to have four goldfish but now, I have had only one goldfish left, named Chikie. I (well, Human did it for me) took a good care of them but they somehow kept on falling ill … [Read more … ]

It is double pleasure to drink water from the fish tank

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  Well, of course I have my own water bowls with daily fresh water. Two of them in fact – one is in the kitchen and the other one is somewhere near the bathroom. But I barely drink from my own water bowls because drinking from someone else’s water bowl … [Read more … ]

Why do we have to clean the goldfish if I could just eat them?

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There’s absolutely no doubt that I am Human’s one and only favorite. So, the other day when I said that I would really really love to eat one of the goldfish – preferably all of them … Human said, “Let’s get everything ready. Would you like to help me with it?” And I was … [Read more … ]

Human says that I have to be nice to the goldfish

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  O my, I love feeding my goldfish. I also love to scare the crap out of them when they are having dinner 🙂 Human says that I have to be nice to them because they are family. Well, if only I could chew them one by one 🙂

Live, Laugh, Love and get well soon!

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Live, laugh and love! We are feeling a little bit philosophical today. Probably because human isn’t feeling very well. Poor human! We are glad that she still serves our meals right on time. Get well soon!

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