On the first day I arrived at
our my home, Human said that there’re house rules that I’ll have to obey at all times. I do not recall her exact words but they sound almost like this:
“Sintra, welcome home. I have only 3 house rules that you’ll have to obey:
- Stay away from my gadgets
- Stay away from my shoes
- Stay away from my closet
“It’s vital that you stay away from those 3 things at all times. If you do, then we’ll get along just fine”, Human added.
I mean, “Stay away from her shoes? Seriously? Hello, I am not a dog so I’ll definitely stay away from them. Most of the time anyway.
Well, I don’t know.
Some of them are very tempting.
And her closet?
Human’s closet is so … (I have no word for it) but it’s almost yummy 🙂
So, how am I supposed to stay away from Human’s closet?