I am my Human’s boy. I look cute. I am cute. Human says so. Always. But. But. But there are moments when I am not in the mood to be cute or to look cute either. In those moments I prefer to show Human my freaky faces, simply to freak her and the other humans out. Enjoy!
1. I need attention, right meow-face
I show this “I need attention, right meow-face” if and when Human isn’t paying any attention to me. Rude! In this case, I will sit right in front of her, show the face, and demand her immediate attention. Right meow!
2. Oops, I stole your food-face
I am not allowed to eat human food because it’s not healthy. But, it doesn’t stop me from stealing some scraps of her food. The thing is, my food intolerance usually causes some farts. When I fart, Human knows that I have been eating her food behind her back. So, “Oops, I stole your food-face.”
3. Getting ready to chew on your hair-face
I love my Human’s hair. I mean, I love chewing on her hair even though Human doesn’t always appreciate it. Whenever Human is working behind her Macbook, I’ll be showing my “Getting ready to chew on your hair-face” for some hair-chewing or at least grabbing her by her head.
4. I am tolerating it now but wait until …. -face
Human loves trimming her nails. Fine by me. The problem is that Human also loves trimming my nails. I am totally not fine with that. The other problem is that Human always puts me in “purrito” position before trimming my nails so I have no choice but showing my “I am tolerating it now but wait until …. -face.”
5. Stop ringing my TileMate, I am right in front of you-face
Human loves me and she doesn’t want to lose me. That’s why Human insists that I should always be wearing my TileMate. The problem is that Human loves to test the TileMate whenever possible and I was just like, “Stop ringing my TileMate, I am right in front of you-face.”
6. Let me have my naps-face
I am a cat and love napping. A lot. It’s just the way it is. When I am sleepy, I don’t want to listen to any of Human’s stories or whatever. I just want to nap. But again, Human wants to know how I have been and what I have been doing and so on. I hate that and I usually show my “Let me have my naps-face.”
7. Boo, I don’t care-face
The afternoons are one of my favorite things to share with Human. I don’t understand what Human tells me but I do love being with her. Sometimes Human shows me the things that she just bought for herself, and I just stick my tongue out and show her my “Boo, I don’t care-face.”
8. Ready to attack-face
Playing time is my very favorite thing to do with Human. It’s pity that Human doesn’t always understand what kind of game I want to play. No worried, I will just sneak behind a couch and surprise Human with my imminent attack! It is called, “Ready to attack-face” and Human loves it too!
9. Let me play on the balcony-face
I am an indoor cat and love being inside. But, I wouldn’t say NO if Human lets me play on the balcony. When the weather improves, I just ask Human to open the balcony door. And if Human ignores me, I will demand her to open it anyway by showing my “Let me play on the balcony-face.”
10. I am moody and I don’t know why-face
Being moody is a part of being a cat. Human just has to respect and accept it. Sometimes I feel bored and I want Human to do something about it. The thing is that Human doesn’t always get my point. So, I continue being moody, and show her my “I am moody and I don’t know why-face” until Human cheers me up with some treats.