My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

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My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

So, my obsession with Chikie (my goldfish) just keeps getting worse and worse. I simply cannot help beating the crap out of the goldfish. It is my truly intention to destroy the goldfish’s small tank and chew it right after.

The main and only problem – as it has always been – is Human, of course. Human has never allowed me to do what I would really, really love to do with the goldfish. In fact, Human placed the goldfish’s small tank inside its original tank a few days ago.

“It’s really for everybody’s concern”, Human assured me.

Yeah right!

It is now more difficult for me to be able to bully, let alone to beat the crap out of the goldfish. But well, you cannot blame a cat for trying, can you? So, I keep on trying and trying. Like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

Or like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

Or like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

And if Human tries to remind me that I am supposed to let the goldfish alone, then I’ll pretend not to pay any intention to her (read: ignore her completely!). Like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

Sometimes, I’ll just pretend to be very sad or – at least show Human my sad face. Like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

Then Human would say something like, “I am not buying it. I know that you are planning bad things to Chikie” And I just give Human my wait-until-you-are-away-and-I-will-beat-the-crap-out-of-the-goldfish face. Like this:

 

My obsession with beating the crap out of the goldfish keeps getting worse

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